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Name: Poo P. Gender: male Age Group:16-18
E-Mail Address: Hidden, click here to show e-mail
City & Country:

United States

Hobbies: shampoo, hair & music
Penpal message / wishes:
my name is Zachy Poo Poo, but i prefer to be call Poo Poo! my momma gave me the nickname Poo Poo because she says that i am full of shit! i am also known as the sniffing hair & shampoo bandit! i love the smell of hair & shampoo! i used to be a hairstylist, but i was fired for sniffing the customers hair like a drug addict snorting cocaine! i am banned from entering many stores because i like to open shampoo bottles to inhale their scent! i also like to sniff wigs too! i know it’s weird, but i am proud to be weird! i want to email with sweet girls/women to become email buddies! i am going to discuss hair and shampoo in every single email! if you don’t want to discuss hair & shampoo then don’t waste my time emailing me! there are dipshits online who are spreading lies about my age! these dipshits need to get a life! 99.5% of everything on Google is falsified! i am 16 years! i’ve been 16 years for over forty years! i am 6’5 (when wearing high heels)! i have dirty blonde hair (getting a little thin on top)! i am on the chubby side because i like to eat Ding Dongs! i am a ding dong! i have been living on my parents ranch all of my life, & i have no intentions of ever moving out! i enjoy the luxury of not having to pay for rent, groceries, utilities & etc! i have no qualms about leaching off my parents! i like to tinker with the WiFi! as a matter of fact, i invented the WiFi! i have a huge collection of shampoo bottles, wigs & used hair brushes! i love music! i once auditioned for the Village People, but those bastards rejected me! they told me that i looked like a deranged pillsbury doughboy! fame & fortune eluded me again when i didn’t make the cut for The New Kids on the Block! they told me that i didn’t have the right stuff to join their boy band! they claimed that i didn’t have any singing or dancing skills! they said that i sounded & moved around like a drunken Frankenstein! a lot of you pea brains keep asking me why do i harass girls & women online with my questions about hair & shampoo! well, it’s because i can’t do it in public anymore! i have joined these penpal sites so that i can hide behind my devices to protect my identity! thanks to ai generated i can now make different images/videos of myself! it’s a good thing because my face is covered with wrinkles & brown spots! i have a confession to make! i am a coward! i don’t have the fortitude to meet my enemies or victims in person! i am afraid of my own shadow! whenever it storms outside i always run into my momma’s arms! she always protects her poo poo! let’s become email buddies!



PS i do have temper tantrum episodes! it makes me really mad when people don’t answer my shampoo & hair questions! it makes me mad when they try to change the subject away from hair & shampoo!



PS i am the only truthful person on this penpal site!



PS people are jealous of me because i have thousands of email buddies!



PS i love math! i am a mathematician! i can prove that someone (me) can be 16 years old for over forty years!

Last modified: 20260503


 

Name: Josh M. Gender: male Age Group:23-30
E-Mail Address: Hidden, click here to show e-mail
City & Country:

United States

Hobbies: Basketball, chess, reading,
Penpal message / wishes:
I need a companion, friends, intelligent, outgoing, great communicator

Last modified: 20260503




Name: H S. Gender: male Age Group:41-50
E-Mail Address: Hidden, click here to show e-mail
City & Country:

United States

Penpal message / wishes:
Looking for an older women pen pal ages 50 and up I am attracted to older women. I work a lot but have time to reply on off days and at night. If interested put your age in the sub line and thank you for reading.

Last modified: 20260503


Name: Email P. Gender: male Age Group:16-18
E-Mail Address: Hidden, click here to show e-mail
City & Country:

United States

Hobbies: Writing Emails To Email Buddies, Music, Writing Poetry, Reading Poetry Collecting Stuff, Movies
Penpal message / wishes:
hello so i turn 17 pretty soon and i am looking for some sweet girls to email who are open to all discussions and topics! so if you are in the 8th grade-12th grade and are a girl who would enjoy a email buddy-email me and let me know! this email is not my actual email! i used this email because of trolls! i will email you from my actual email!
PS-IF ANY OF YOU CAN HELP ME TAKE CARE OF THE PROBLEM OF JACK GRIFFIN AND IF YOU CAN REMOVE THE GOOGLE SLANDER ABOUT ME WOULD BE APPRECIATED!
PS-CONTRARY TO WHAT IDIOTS WHO DUMB THEIRSELF DOWN LIKE JACK GRIFFIN THINK-I AM A TEEN-SO IF YOU ARE A COOL GIRL-LETS VIDEO CHAT!
PSPS-JUST TO MAKE A FEW THINGS CRYSTAL CLEAR-EMAILS SENT OR WROTE TO ME THAT ARE BLANK OR HAVE THE MESSAGE IN THE SUBJECT LINE OR ARE A LINE OR LESS WILL BE IGNORED AND BLOCKED! ALSO-EMAILS FROM WEIRD ACTING ADULTS WILL BE IGNORED AND BLOCKED TOO! IF YOU WANT TO EMAIL ME THEN WRITE ME A EMAIL THAT IS INTERESTING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE BACK!
PS-I WILL ONLY REPLY TO GIRLS WHO ARE 13-19 AND WHO WANT EMAIL BUDDIES TO EMAIL TO GET TO KNOW-I WILL IGNORE EMAILS THAT ARE DODGY OR FEEL LIKE SOME SOCIALLY INEPT ADULT WHO CANNOT READ IS SENDING THEM!
PS-I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS ANY CLEARER-"I WILL NOT REPLY TO 1 WORD EMAILS" OR FROM TIME WASTERS! AND TO JACK GRIFFIN-I LIKE IT BOTHERS YOU ME BEING HERE! YOU ARE JUST MAD NO ONE BELIEVES YOUR BULLSHIT FICTIONAL GOOGLE ACCUSATIONS AND YOU ARE MAD BECAUSE GOOGLE WILL NEVER PROVE ANYTHING!

Last modified: 20260502


Name: Mylittlenut_1962 B. Gender: male Age Group:50+
E-Mail Address: Hidden, click here to show e-mail
City & Country:

United States

Hobbies: Sarah from Anchorage, Alaska
Penpal message / wishes:
Sarah in Anchorage, Alaska. My email got hacked. Since we didn't communicate any other way, and I stupidly never made note of your email address, I've had no way to get a hold of you. Hoping there's an off chance you'll see this here. This is my original post:



Scams and gift card seekers seems to be the only thing i'm finding on here. Looking for women to chat with. I'm 63, married, not looking to change that. Young at heart, so would prefer to chat with someone younger than myself..

Last modified: 20260502




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