Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. How’s everything? Yeah, I know- this virus thing is something else, isn’t it. The only good thing you can say about it is it makes for perfect pen pal weather- hey, you always gotta look on the bright side of life some say. Since you are reading this, I will take it we are two peas in the same pod- do people still use that expression: Looking for some awesome, wonderful, stupendous, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious pen pals. I write to you about how my day has been, you write to me about how your night has been, we exchange a few recipes on how to make peanut butter sandwiches, then before you know it we are swapping jokes, talking about why the only true ice cream flavor is strawberry, sharing good days, bad days, and days in-between, and getting to know each other the way only pen pals can. Then before you know it Zap- Boom- Huzzah- we are friends. Piece of warm chocolate cake, right? What are my requirements you ask? You have to be a breather- actually, that’s kind of important, as zombies make terrible pen pals. All they want to talk about are ‘Brains’ this and ‘Brains’ that. No, seriously- I’m a big believer in the old Zen saying: When you seek it, you cannot find it. Just be yourself. Just speak from your heart. Just be kind- and rewind. Wait- wrong saying!
Hobbies:Sports, outdoors, friends, chatting, flirt Penpal message / wishes: Hello all.....I'm just a simple man from the south Mississippi. I enjoy weekend cook outs with friends. I love the outdoors and I love making new friends from all over. I'm a very open person who can talk about anything and can be very flirtatious at times.
Only looking for female penfriends ages 30-65.
People from Africa need not email me and I can spot you very quickly....your email will be deleted and you will be blocked.
Penpal message / wishes:
I'm posting this as a cringeingly shy person who has realised, fairly late in life, that she prefers women. I have had only one experience but it has changed me - probably for ever. I find it hard to take the lead in person-to-person situations and so I'm resigned to probably never having the experience again - I'm married and this must NEVER come out.
What I'm left with is a sad existence which I fill with dreams and fantasies. In recent times I've been writing some short stories which help me, being painfully frank, to get off. It's a poor substitute for the real thing, I fully realise, but there you go.
It's too much to hope to find a partner but perhaps it might just be possible to email with other women in my situation - someone who feels similarly trapped and who might want to exchange thoughts both about day-to-day matters... and the occasional naughty daydream.
Only those whose native language is English and who can write well and clearly, please.
Please read the following CAREFULLY: After shooing off large numbers of men pretending to be women, I am now asking for immediate voice proof that you are genuinely female. If you are unwilling (or, more likely, unable) to send a CLEAR voice recording, mentioning this ad, with your very first message, don't bother - you will receive ZERO response. Get that? No voice message - NO response whatsoever.
Penpal message / wishes: I'm looking for females . Anyone for a chat? It's useless writing too many things here. We will discover things as we chat. I'm open for anything and don't mind if you're married.I'm not putting age restrictions because you will never actually know who's on the other end so everyone is welcome.