Hobbies:Looking for a hat in a hatstack, a prick in a pincushion. Penpal message / wishes: Hi
My name is William W. Wrench-Spanner and I'm looking for a slightly cookie, possibly sex-starved or at least under-stmulated, unembarrassable, ding dong, how's ya father? playmate. To write complete and utter nonsense with.
I don't mind what age or gender you are, as long as you're adult and female ;p
And we don't have to talk about depravities and deprivations either, we can talk about flowers, plants, the weather, politics, love's first kiss, poopantspiss or anything else under the Sun.
And you don't have to be mad...you can be sad, bad or Ken Livingstone,... but just don't be Boris Johnson.
'Allo ma Briteesh Churmzz... That was my John Paul Gaultier Impression..or what is it that other fella..Antoine de wotshisname?...
say hello anyway...tell me what your favourite colour of the week is,,or something.
Top Trumps
10 Things to uninvent..
Top Gear / Gordon Ramsey / Oasis / Being prattish, foul-mouthed oafish and / or a bully, in order to get famous or sustain fame..
Brexit and the idea that it's undemocratic to re-examine an idea, in case you got it completely wrong the first time.
The Conservative Party.
Margaret Thatcher ( a subset of the above)
Yuppies/Nimbys/ all Acronymsies
The Conservative Party... just like cockroaches, you have to stamp on them a few times, just to make sure.
Farage
EDL, UKIP, Brexit Party and all of that other nationalistic bollox, it's the 21st century ffs..
And in all likelihood, the very internet and social media itself... be careful what you wish for, now watch me disappear up my own bum.
What are your top ten 'things to uninvent' ?
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I'm a 22 year old in university. I guess I've figured out what I want to do and I might be good at it. But I think life should be more than just a career. I love meeting open minded people and getting to know different perspectives. I love getting into long detailed discussions about topics of mutual interest. I'd love to meet someone through this portal who'd like to talk about themselves and be open. I love getting to know what makes people tick. What makes them who they are. I'm willing to listen to your most mundane experiences if they mean anything to you. I also happen to be a serial procrastinator, something which I have been trying to stop for a while. I'd like to meet someone who is going through the same thing to affirm to myself that it's not just me. Some of the things I tend to do while procrastinating: Read about how to avoid procrastinating. The irony hasn't been lost on me but annoyingly that doesn't seem to change anything. I like fantasy novels and movies which make you think as opposed to mindnumbing films. Oh and plus points if you're wacky. At least that guarantees original thought I guess. I do tend to over think stuff quite a bit. I've actually reviewed this ad oh so many times. Something which I'm not sure if I should let go of though. And I tend to be quite interested as well as get bored with stuff quite easily. Search for novelty I guess.
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