Penpal message / wishes: It's easy to become disillusioned with trying to meet people on the internet. I recently saw something on the news the other day talking about how frustrated people are with all the ghosts and scammers populating these sites trying to connect people. Of course, this here is people searching for pen pals but the principal applies just the same. Hell, it's hard enough just sifting through everyone just trying to find who you might have something in common with. Jumble that up with a bunch of ghosts that disappear or scammers trying to steal from you and this process turns quite disheartening. So... it's easy to see why so many people put no effort into their introductions. Why put heart into a thing you don't believe will get anything out of it? It's easy to see why so many people cut others off with the first red flag. It seems sort of like the common thing to do, right? Besides, there's always the next option if the one in front of you looks a bit wilted around the edges. And yet how can one find what they want if they are only looking the easiest way? How often do we pass up what is good for the idea of what is perfect? I'm far from perfect and a walking red flag. I'm in prison and have been locked up most of my adult life. If you want my past, you'll hear it unpolished and won't like it. And believe, I've lost count the number of rejections I've experienced. And I consider myself lucky with the fantastic connections I have found with people online. Most all of which have fizzled away. Some my fault and others out of my control. And as I've grown older, I've only regretted that I haven't tried harder. Getting ghosted always feels a little personal. Opening up and being vulnerable only to be greeted with silence leaves it's scars. And the fact that I still try is some days absolutely exhausting. However, I will find something good... maybe even perfect. Fact is, hard work is never wasted and always pays, even if not in the way intended.
Anyone still actually reading will hopefully resonate enough with some of that to finish this out. I won't lie, even when it would seem to make life easier. I value people who understand the importance of that. I'm not who I was when I came to prison. I think everyone always says they don't wish to be known for their worst days but I've found very few are actually willing to give others the same grace. I've done enough soul searching in life that I've gained a fair amount of maturity and have enough random knowledge I surprise most. As for hobbies... I'm passionate about sports and D&D and people. If you've got a hobby that means a lot to you, I'm interested. Maybe not because I like a thing but simply because I can understand putting one's time towards a pursuit. Last thing is this. It's an absolute pain to talk to people in prison. All of them have their own messaging and phone and emailing services. Most prisoners you run across on sites like these have someone who is helping them to put up these ads and possibly even forwarding them emails. I'm lucky enough to have my brother. However, this also means I can't talk to you via text nor on any of the Zangi or Google chat services out there, much as I would like to. Worse, I really can't talk to anyone outside the US. The people who run our phones and tablets in the state essentially make it impossible for international people to do. This is a real bummer because most of the best people I've talked to have been outside the US. Thank anyone who actually made it through this long winded read and hope to hear from you soon
Hobbies:Music,Podcast,Playing guitar, Baseball, Hockey Penpal message / wishes: Looking for an older women pen pal ages 50 and up. Family not around for the holidays lonely time of the year plus I am attracted to older women. I work a lot but have time to reply on off days and at night. If interested put your age in the sub line and thank you for reading.
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Name: Josh H.Gender:maleAge Group:41-50 E-Mail Address:Hidden, click here to show e-mail City & Country: Compton California
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Hobbies:Reading , traveling , shopping , Camping Penpal message / wishes: Hello My name is Josh , from Compton California . I was born Dec 25th 1973 ( 51 ) age is just a number . I am masculine single dad of one , and subtle, but at the same time self-confident and purposeful. I believe that every day can be an adventure and life is full of unforgettable moments to be shared with someone special. My heart is open to new acquaintances and adventures, and I am looking for a woman who can add joy and color to my life. Active recreation in the fresh air is my weakness. I am looking for a woman who values loyalty, honesty and openness in a relationship . Also I won’t tell you I’m a perfect man , that’s why I’m not looking for a perfect woman. All i seek for is a woman who is not perfect , that we can both bring out our perfection out of our imperfections. I am sure that mutual respect and understanding is the basis of a happy and sustainable relationship/partnership. If you share my values and you are looking for something serious, let's get to know each other better . Do tell me where u from ? How old are u ? What u do for a living and also reply back with your picture . Also know that look and shapes does not matter to me , what matter most is the love we share . Do feel free to ask me any questions I'm ready to answer all on my mail . You can copy my email and reply me back to my mail . Here is my mail hathawayjoshua581@gmail.com . so that we can have a proper/better communication by exchanging email messages , would have love to keep communication here , but I'm a busy person due to my job. Talking and message by mail is convenient for me. And I promise to reply promptly ones your message pop up . Thanks for your understanding . I look forward to read from you soon do have a lovely day. Best Regards.
I am looking for long term pen pals from just about anywhere. I am just looking for friendship only as I am married. I would prefer you to be 39-55 years old as I think I would have more things in common with someone that age.
Some things about me- I am 42 years old, female from the States. I enjoy reading especially on a rainy day. I love going camping, hiking, zoos, and aquariums. I am a huge animal lover. I love all things scary but I’m a huge chicken :). Well I think that’s enough about me. If I peaked your interest please send me an email and put your favorite animal in the subject line.
Please don’t ask for pictures in the first email. I am ok sending my picture once we get to know each other but I don’t think it’s needed as we are only going to be is pen pals.
Please no scammers!
Thanks and have a fantastic day :). Please serious inquiries only.
Hobbies:Imagination Penpal message / wishes: A woman's dictionary of three-letter-word ratings, first translated for most men not to understand…
a woman's place: the last letter of nothing but the last letter of the alphamalebetz… zzz: rated Z
Rated Z… zzz… zzzleeping dreamzzz of romantzzz and fantasyzzz zzzomewhere elzzze: Z
a woman's place: the last letter of nothing but asking gently: beg: G.
Rated G… good girl goes gaga gratefully generally generously: G
a woman's place: the first letters of nothing but asking pretty generally: apg: PG
Rated PG… probably generously possibly greater potentially ginormously liking first instead of last
a woman's place: the middle letters of nothing but dry cry then pry fry then try cry on Santa Hubby’s lap that gro wry of try cry: art: R
R… racy reactions really rather realistically resembling retired retrospect rambunctiousness returning: rated R
a woman's place: the last letters of a fox not in a box without the hex of six but the relax and max of pax with you wearing a tux only if you can correctly guess the crux of the Xmas present Santa Hubby decided to give me this year for Xmas: X
X… eXtremely eXcited eXactly RightXOXO
Now the woman's dictionary of ratings translated for only the right man capable of understanding how to please guess right…
I'm writing my attempted first romantic love story novel for my long anticipated writing career to get started with, and I have no idea what it's like to have an affair and I need to write about it completely realistically, so rather obviously with me online writing like this, my Santa Hubby has given me permission to have an affair to find out!! Omg!!
But only online, never meeting anyone in person, no letters mailed to our mailbox, no flowers being sent to me for any special days, no innocently meeting maybe by just happening to be eating at the same restaurant, no phone calls,
and in exchange “when he can just tell”, no confessions, no admissions, just my innocence, because yes he can too, but a bad splatter with someone out there for either of us trying this doesn't have to be endured alone, then afterwards I owe him a year of what he'll never forget the very first day. And he said to tell you no pictures because you'll have to wait till my book comes out to see my picture on the back cover.
And then this morning he said that if you're so good (as a writer too) that you feel you should get something for being so good that he was able to quit his job, that our second book we'll probably get to do will make you really happy.
And so I told him that by that time the no restaurant rule wouldn't make any sense anymore and he said bridges are built for crossing, and i can't tell you how breathless I am to be placing this ad looking for you after five years of anticipating this, so it has to has to! has to!! be done just right!!! only once! because I couldn't possibly ever again!, and then he said that's what the first time is always like. What!? And then he said he meant me. Omg I'm on pins and needles
Now, I'm not writing a love story novel about the typically expected, so whatever you're imagining already is completely incorrect. Who would even want to read a bland blasé book that's basically the same as every other racy romantic book out there?
I'm going to write a romance novel that's rated G and PG and R and X all together. Someone reading it for the first time will think well that's not very romantic, the poor little innocent heroine. Then they'll read the last chapter and think wait, this book isn't what I thought it was is it? Then they’ll re-read it as a PG romance novel. But at that same last chapter they'll think wait, I still didn't get it did I? Then they'll re-read it to see that it's really rated R, and by that time before getting to that last chapter again they'll realize that there's definitely an X book in here too isn't there? And then the fire extinguishers.
Now who do think I'm looking for to have an affair with? A man with only X on his brain who can't think of anything else ? I'm sorry, you’ll accidentally trip anytime anyone tries that and fall into the trash, ok?
Please try to be the one and only mystery man I'm looking for, by answering the following five imagination-aptitude essay questions the best..
1. If the book is actually rated G with PG and R between the lines, what's probably the best way to go about it so that most of the readers will eventually realize that it's also X as well?
2. Try to guess the general plot within a short outline of it. The closest guess will get a hint to play the warm - cold - colder - warmer - hot - hotter guessing game, while everyone else will guess what my very best gracious thank you anyway letter means.
3. What's the likelihood of you changing things to be the way you want instead of the way things are starting out inviting you especially if you've been wishing for something like this too?
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