Hobbies:Looking for a hat in a hatstack, a prick in a pincushion. Penpal message / wishes: Hi
My name is William W. Wrench-Spanner and I'm looking for a slightly cookie, possibly sex-starved or at least under-stmulated, unembarrassable, ding dong, how's ya father? playmate. To write complete and utter nonsense with.
I don't mind what age or gender you are, as long as you're adult and female ;p
And we don't have to talk about depravities and deprivations either, we can talk about flowers, plants, the weather, politics, love's first kiss, poopantspiss or anything else under the Sun.
And you don't have to be mad...you can be sad, bad or Ken Livingstone,... but just don't be Boris Johnson.
'Allo ma Briteesh Churmzz... That was my John Paul Gaultier Impression..or what is it that other fella..Antoine de wotshisname?...
say hello anyway...tell me what your favourite colour of the week is,,or something.
10 Things to uninvent..
Top Gear / Gordon Ramsey / Oasis / Being prattish, foul-mouthed oafish and / or a bully, in order to get famous or sustain fame..
Brexit and the idea that it's undemocratic to re-examine an idea, in case you got it completely wrong the first time.
The Conservative Party.
Margaret Thatcher ( a subset of the above)
Yuppies/Nimbys/ all Acronymsies
The Conservative Party... just like cockroaches, you have to stamp on them a few times, just to make sure.
EDL, UKIP, Brexit Party and all of that other nationalistic bollox, it's the 21st century ffs..
And in all likelihood, the very internet and social media itself... be careful what you wish for, now watch me disappear up my own bum.
What are your top ten 'things to uninvent' ?
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I'm Terence Toolkit and I'm looking for friends who want an equitable future and a sustainable planet. But don't see any reason why you shouldn't have fun while achieving that aim.
Hi Click here for naughty, sexxy, lonely Ukrainian Lingerie Models who want to live with grubby, overweight blokes in Basingstoke, they reaaly, really do.
Hobbies:Movies, Music, Reading, Writing, Sports... Penpal message / wishes: I am a friendly Scotsman who would like to have a couple of female friends to chat/email with on a daily basis or as near to a daily basis as possible.
Would be nice if you had a great sense of humour and were open minded about things like myself and that were willing to chat about anything and everything who would be willing to stick around for the long term and not just vanish after a couple of emails.
North American and or UK females would be very welcome, Scottish females would be even better especially if you lived near to me.
If you think you meet my requirements and would like to get to know me better then I look forward to finding you in my inbox.
Married with two daughters,looking for new friends anywhere,( females)!
I do tend to have lots of time to myself so would be great to meet some new people
Especially women in the same situation and I’m definitely not opposed to a little flirting as definitely need some fun lol 😉
married. Single etc not a problem. Mature women definitely welcome!!
Love reading Stephen king and Shaun Hutson, interested in ancient history,especially Egyptology and Arthurian legends, love exploring derelict buildings especially churches and stuff.
and I am really interested in History: formula one, and beer lol
Would love to learn Spanish and Arabic, and Russian
Hopefully speak to someone soon
No one that claims to know my long lost uncle from west Africa!!
I know my family history so don’t even try it!!
Any GENUINE people who want to talk just message
Hobbies:Procrastination, deliberation and pontification. Penpal message / wishes: Well, where to begin...
It has recently dawned on me, that this life is finite.
I'm very much one of those people who are eternally optimistic that there will be plenty of time tomorrow... Unfortunately we both know that this is not the case.
So, I now find myself married, but forver in regret of a life not lived due to settling down at far too young an age. I probably sound just like most other men of my age, and just as cowardly, but belive me, my situation is probably different to most. I can't help thinking that there is more to life than this.
I'm not looking to up sticks and run into the sunset, just would like to hear from a lady in a similar situation, a dreamer like myself who is also wondering what else might be out there, to share hopes for the future, or just to consider what could have been... Would love to hear from anybody, anywhere!
In the interests of fairness and equal opportunities, I won't exclude anybody from replying, so all of you prisoners, scammers and in particular Nigerian princesses, you are all welcome!