Hobbies:Bringing joy to the world. Ha Ha, I am kidding - I hate anything remotely happy. Penpal message / wishes:
Social PenPal Norms dictate to My Esteemed Being to write out a boring outline of why you & I should or shouldn't be the Best of Friends. So lets stretch this cliche out a bit further with a lil' somethin' about this self proclaimed, prickly writer:
I am neither the person who looks at the glass half full or the one who ponders as to why the other half is empty. I guess, I just observe the person observing the glass.
I am 24 with a Bachelors degree in literature - something snazzy that fuels my fiction addiction. I live in Pakistan - yeah the country right next to India, & no we aren't terrorists; the label just adds spice to our Asian Charm.
I do have a few friends online that I haven't met in real life, so I am well acquainted with the concept. I can be really cheerful but I feel most comfortable growling at nothing and everything. I am good at English, though ironically, Urdu is my first language.
A suitable penpal would be a psychic ninja, but if they are in short supply I will settle for a person who knows good English, has the patience to write & read long messages, who is not looking for a relationship and who doesn't use excessive terms of flattery.
Also, if you don't think I am unnecessarily picky so far - the person has to have at least seven witty jokes at the ready and should be okay with me calling them Matilda from time to time; the country is not an issue (see? I too can be magnanimously open-minded).
Hence, nudge me if you think we would get along, alright? And thank you for reading so far. You definitely deserve chocolate. I know I am going to binge on it after writing this bumbling essay.
P.S. We are all a little weird, but in today's world where pizza and pandas rule our minds - a tiny bit of tolerance with a big glug of humor poured in would be a great motivator for me.
Rami Mees/Jane Bravo/Female Benjamin Button.
^ These are not my real names but as you can tell, I am a completely normal person with no secret skeletons whatsoever (cough). And besides, who cares about counterfeit and mild insanity when this package of awesomeness is using it?
Penpal message / wishes: After countless tries of trying to connect with people by reading their posts I have finally thought of putting up my own.
Let's see, what I have to offer, instant replies, random emojis, a rather interesting blog that you could read, what else ah nothing more. I am not the pen pal you dream about, I am the pen pal you need.
Ah did I sound creepy, well pfft okay i am just another person, you could choose to email me and that'd be great.
I may be over qualified, just qualified or under qualified for you, but if you choose to send me an email, rest assured you are qualified to get the reply you need!
Running short on interesting people, a lot of people I get in touch with just fly away, recently a person did fly away and well my interesting people list is all empty.
Hobbies:Reading, travel,swimming, Penpal message / wishes: I am an easygoing and cool minded person, who likes to smile, am open-minded and can not abide stuck-up people.I am active and fit, love the sun, sea. I like to hike, and love to enjoy my life.
I would love to make more friends and I'm looking for snail mail pen pals from all over the world. I would love to know more about your culture, traditions, heritage.
Please send me your long intro and your snail mail address.
I've always had a love of writing letters, or exchanging e-mails with friends. So now I decided it's time to make a real penpal. Somone with whom I can share all and remain my real self.
Somtimes talking to other people helps us deal with ourselves. And I think you and I both can help one another out this way. I don't really know you, but it will be my utmost honour to get to know you.
I'm an avid reader with a huge regards for literature and arts. For me, all our lives seem like a literary masterpiece; nothing less of an emotional roller-coaster ride!
Here I am, ready to hear you out and also enjoy writing to you.
Bass/Bee (I go by both these names)
Because I love meaningful words, here are some for you: