Hobbies:blogging, writing, making memes Penpal message / wishes: After countless tries of trying to connect with people by reading their posts I have finally thought of putting up my own.
Let's see, what I have to offer, instant replies, random emojis, a rather interesting blog that you could read, what else ah nothing more. I am not the pen pal you dream about, I am the pen pal you need.
Ah did I sound creepy, well pfft okay i am just another person, you could choose to email me and that'd be great.
I may be over qualified, just qualified or under qualified for you, but if you choose to send me an email, rest assured you are qualified to get the reply you need!
Running short on interesting people, a lot of people I get in touch with just fly away, recently a person did fly away and well my interesting people list is all empty.
I make memes as well so it'll be an interesting conversation should you choose to email me.
Have some chocolate and a cake!
Penpal message / wishes: Hello! Its me, a simple man with a lot of love for food. I get addicted to any food, unhealthy like pizza, burger etc. Yet I am not fat so that`s a miracle. I have a plan to take a tour of the whole world (once I have the money :P) and I would gladly have you join me. Anyways, I am that kind of person who likes to sit and think about things especially at night. I have had some real bad experiences in life and I am passing through a critical stage so that`s why I put this smile on my face every day. I find it difficult to get up and drink water from the refrigerator but if you have a trip planned, even if it takes days to reach there, I am your man. Do let me know if you know good movie or season. What else… Um … I can go on but I have got food on my mind and nobody likes to read long paragraphs about some stranger, so ping me on my email (24/7).
P.S. I would really like to know you independent of who you are and where you live. I don`t judge and I understand. We all have demons and dark sides to us so I would love to hear your secrets, desires and your way of seeing things. Otherwise we can just have a fun conversation and I could try to make your day better and put a smile on your face which you look good in…
Hobbies:Bringing joy to the world. Ha Ha, I am kidding - I hate anything remotely happy. Penpal message / wishes:
Social PenPal Norms dictate to My Esteemed Being to write out a boring outline of why you & I should or shouldn't be the Best of Friends. So lets stretch this cliche out a bit further with a lil' somethin' about this self proclaimed, prickly writer:
I am neither the person who looks at the glass half full or the one who ponders as to why the other half is empty. I guess, I just observe the person observing the glass.
I am 24 with a Bachelors degree in literature - something snazzy that fuels my fiction addiction. I live in Pakistan - yeah the country right next to India, & no we aren't terrorists; the label just adds spice to our Asian Charm.
I do have a few friends online that I haven't met in real life, so I am well acquainted with the concept. I can be really cheerful but I feel most comfortable growling at nothing and everything. I am good at English, though ironically, Urdu is my first language.
A suitable penpal would be a psychic ninja, but if they are in short supply I will settle for a person who has the patience to read and write long messages, who is not looking for a relationship and who doesn't use excessive terms of flattery.
Also, if you don't think I am unnecessarily picky so far - the person has to have at least seven witty jokes at the ready and should be okay with me calling them Matilda from time to time; the country is not an issue (see? I too can be magnanimously open-minded).
Hence, nudge me if you think we would get along, alright? And thank you for reading so far. You definitely deserve chocolate.
P.S. You thought that would be the end of it, didn'cha? Jokes on all y'all because here's the holy grail of requirements: a tiny bit of tolerance with a big glug of humor poured in would be a great motivator for me.
Rami Mees/Jane Bravo/Female Benjamin Button.
^ These are not my real names but as you can tell, I am a completely normal person with no secret skeletons whatsoever (cough). And besides, who cares about counterfeit and mild insanity when this package of awesomeness is using it?