Hobbies:Travelling, Camping, Boxing, Writing Penpal message / wishes:
'Screw it why the f#%k not !'
How often do you find someone online that you really liked only to run into an enormous let down ?
Can you think of the last time you felt a spark?
The last time you thought a guy was cute..and you liked his personality ??
.......and then....HE CHANGES !! his real side comes out and it is UGLY !
....well bad news...I am no different than those guys ! .(just kidding) :p
Now Who am I ? well I am sure I could bore the hell out of you of how awesome I am, but let's face it, you've read that a thousand times on other ads.
Anywho..I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean McDonalds! duh!!. I'm very open-minded with an international outlook, a risk- taker who is always up for a new adventure like going undercover to help Jack Bauer find the crazy terrorists who want to rule the world or
rescuing a panda from the zoo and try and take it home to teach it Kung Fu and then wonders why his life is in danger!
I hope y'all didn't get shocked into submission by my epic ad, I'll warn you that I actually live in Africa !
Now you might be thinking oh look another African/Arab. Ok enough with the stereotypes,I've got the ass kicking power of shaka zulu and I use my curved knife to slash tigers and eat them.
Oh did I mention that I have the IQ of Einstei... Wait what?
So are you going to say hi to me? If not, then DO NOT CONTINUE READING PLEASE.
Still reading? You understand that if you read on you accept that you are going to message me.
Fair enough? Read on and you vow to write me.
I see you are still reading. Great You can't break your vow now so I will be expecting that message soon.
Oh and I like to move from "internet pals" to physical friends..if that is possible of course.
If you consider yourself a quality human who has:
standards, ethics, passions, dreams, and lots of love. . .then let's talk! and if you are going to be a wuss and hide behind emails or wait 3 months for a texting/phone or face to face, don't bother messaging me.
I like phone conversations where I can talk to a real person and hear your pretty voice, because from experience the only people who stuck around ..are those who moved the conversation from emails to texting.
Rules and requests :
*Everybody is welcome ..except if you're a fucking creep or a one legged octopus.
*Spammers : I don't have Money...get over it !!
*I don't appreciate being asked for pictures of my junk (as miraculous as it is) .
I'm also not on here looking to get married (but I wouldn't rule it out since I would make an awesome husband. FYI, we will be so awesome that MTV will demand we make a reality T.V show about our lives.)
*Age doesn't matter to me as much as maturity.
* Sometimes the females have to make the first Move!...the guy might be distracted by
delicious pizza ads and life in general.
( believe me pizza ads always distracts me )
*keep your emails short and sweet =)
#I live in Africa !!! ......just to remind you #
This person is playful, fun,Sarcastic, Funny and flirty, laid back and charismatic.
penpalsnow.com Is not responsible or liable having a great time...or bad with this individual.
If you are reading this and for some reason do not like to have a good time, are a drama queen, a spammer, or just batsh*t crazy, please go about your day, forget you saw this ad and enjoy the rest of your life.