Itīs your lucky day. Because i will be your best and only friend you will ever need. How so? Simple, i will never visit you, since i donīt like to travel. I will not ask about pics or vids. Since, i donīt believe anymore that i will be honestly happy in my life again. I am not a monkey who will make you smile and feel happy again. Sorry, hun. I am sarcastic and distance. And my humor can be very dark at times.
You can tell me, all your secrets and i will not really care about, because duuuh, chances are, you are from an country far, far away and so whatīs the point anyway? Still, i know how dumb life is, when you canīt complain about anything but to yourself.
If you can prove me otherwise, that i am wrong and that there is still hope out there. Then you are welcome to try. Although, to say this straight. I am not joining cults, not beeing a sugar daddy and not a simp either. Surely no one, who is about to waste my time will read any of this anyway. I am just telling that, i donīt fall for any scam.
And please donīt ask me, from where i from. Really, if the first sentence is going about that topic, then i will just ignore you. I mean, how hard can it be to read an ad fully?
>>>