Name: Charlie M.
Gender: male Age Group:50+
E-Mail Address: Hidden, click here to show e-mail
City & Country:
Antarctica
Hobbies: People
Penpal message / wishes:
Please, I would make you miserable as a husband and loath 1 line greetings. Also while it may be that I have all the glamour of a movie star (but why would I love having a PenPal) how could you possibly know I am handsome from this post and I loath Dear!! So if those few words appear it’s off to blocked you go, I’m sorry but rules is rules.
Please be advised I use AI to check every outreach so you need to be able to write to the satisfaction of your senior school English teacher and if you can use English in all its majestic nuances you will find a worthy pen-person in me. I’m well past my use by date but the most important organ of all seeks, yes of course the brain, the stimulation of female diction. Please be witty, be opinionated, care and still have a communication libido that needs stimulation.
I care for the welfare of connections and will do so until I can’t for whatever reason, but we will never meet. I also live far from the majority of humanity so no travel plans. I am here to read your story either true or fabricated, the latter being just an alter ego after all. So put digits to the QWERTY and reach out.
Charlie
PS if you are receiving messages from anybody and want to make sure that you are not wasting your time with a response, here is a little hack from ChatGPT. Take their message and post it into the free version of ChatGPT and ask it to check if it is written by a human. You will then get your answer. Many of the responses I get are very close to being human but they are actually created by AI bots like ChatGPT. This will save you a lot of time and heartache writing to somebody that you think is real but in fact is using AI to hide behind. I hope you find this useful.
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Name: John D.
Gender: male Age Group:50+
E-Mail Address: Hidden, click here to show e-mail
City & Country:
Antarctica
Hobbies: Searching for anybody not lobotomized and the Holy Grail
Penpal message / wishes:
If you're new here, you could probably use PenpalsNOW defined for you. The experience will not be as you would have thought.
First, expect over 90% of the replies to be idiot scammers, or perhaps the odd psycho perv, center of consciousness the crotch. Everybody knows the score there, no need to explain further.
Other replies, you will find somebody that, after they've told you what their favorite sports or situation comedies are, or how they like the beach and trees, too, sometimes expressing their politics, spoon fed by some talking head on the TV, all that remains will be up to the minute reports on their hemorrhoids or whatever. Do not expect the ability to process complex thought, of any kind, or any willingness to broaden their horizons. Ultimately, the conversation will fizzle out, when they've expressed the handful of consciousness they do possess, and all of which is common as dirt opinion they've been instructed to think in the media.
As you've probably noticed, you see a lot of "don't talk about politics or religion," the fact is people not able to talk about anything, whatsoever, even verging on philosophical. Just look at most of the ads. There are many that can’t even offer a few properly structured sentences, literacy at the low end of grade school, and these people are adults? A person that can’t even write as well as a child, looking for a penpal? Somebody even childhood education in literacy was lost on? What is that concept, pray tell?
So, when all is said and done, you have two choices: idiots, or idiots. You're either going to receive communications from criminals, which are inherently idiots, or needy, idiot narcissists, creations of the boob tube, that have never had an original thought since smacked on the butt by a doctor, nor do they want to hear anything, beyond what you'd find is life defined in a TV commercial script.
In any case, it is clear civilization has come to the end. If you insist on pursuing this ludicrous website further, do practice dumbing yourself down. Be warned, if you have a boredom allergy, have that EpiPen always at the ready. And, you that only have a limited script you call life, why are you seeking a penpal, when you run out of conversation, are clean out of thoughts, after a few paragraphs? What are people supposed to move on to, discussing what brand crackers or toilet paper you like? When it breaks the relationship, for somebody to prefer a different brand cracker? Is there really anything meaningful to you, at all, you can't consume? Impossible to deal with anybody not your clone?
Lots of luck, one and all. And I don't believe in luck. We have all this advanced technology these days, all dressed up, and nowhere to go. It's like giving the proverbial monkey a typewriter. Here, I had looked for an intelligent penpal. Just what on earth was I thinking? LOL!
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